St. Patrick's revellers who haven't quite reached the pot o' gold
It's that time of year. Hoist a pint of green beer and head out to your local parade — but careful. You don't want to end up in any of these situations...
1. Seemed like such a good bar trick too. Of course, he'd already had a few pints right side up.
2. No... It's just not your look.
4. Um, yeah.
5. When "sick" means "whoops"...
6. Of course.
7. A noble medical tradition.
8. With great pomp and ceremony...
9. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, no.
10. Boaty McWho?
11. What cheek!
12. And where are the Jedi to protect parade-goers?!
13. "It was fun but maybe I overdid it."
14. Some people really don't appreciate criticism.
16. Let us know when you've mastered it.
17. "Kiss me, I'm Norwegian" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
18. Oh no! Me pot o' gold!
19. Time to get the cat a bell for its collar.
20. At least he's honest.
And then sometimes people have bad luck BEFORE St. Paddy's Day — and without even being Irish... ;-)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!